vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
i wanna do cute things like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably
Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.
How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?
im crying this is what im going to school for
if you like fall out boy, well then sugar you can go down on me
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thank you for teaching me how to lie
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
you know who is beautiful? the girl reading this. <3 if you’re a guy then no homo i guess you’re okay too
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
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I have never reblogged something so fast in my life
I am so done with this website.
god fucking bless
The priest holding the banner.
As Jesus said about gay people: “_____________”
do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr